Stories 94, 95, and 96:

Story 94:
My head was chopped off, but I survived.

Story 95:
Some of the chocolate cake was missing. "You ate it," said Cal.

"Who, me?" Jesse protested. "I'm innocent!"

Then they both turned to the cat, which was innocently licking its chocolate-stained paws nearby.

Story 96 (and I DO know that the only thing romantic about this is the bookstore):
They met at a bookstore, and it was love at first sight for both of them. Two years later they were married. They lived happily ever after.